Hey guys; there’s probably something you should know. The girl. She doesn’t actually come with the car. And she also doesn’t come with the beer…or that dubious pharmaceutical…or the booming stereo system…or the fancy cologne. In fact, if it’s a girl you’re after your chances are exponentially higher using something that none of the above offer and is actually 100% free. Try just being yourself, and then being a gentleman. If being yourself doesn’t coincide with being a gentleman, then you’ve got bigger issues besides getting a girl that probably need to be addressed.